This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever
Idk which face is the most accurate
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child